Romance & Relationships

Yoruba Demon vs Fuckboy vs Gydemon

Politician, Philanthropist, Business Executive, Fashion Lover and Poet, Dokun Olumofin has given us an indepth understanding about The Grand Master Yoruba Demon, Yoruba Demon and the Fuckboy(s).

Read what he wrote below and please tell us what you think…

My brother, Joro Olumofin launched a massive campaign defining ‘The Fuckboy’ characters in modern social media terms but some comments made me draft this write up to stamp the comparison of this trending and bandwagon topic.

1. There are 2 types of Yoruba Demons; The Grand Master Yoruba Demon and the Yoruba Demon. The Grand Master Yoruba Demon is in the worst category of men in terms of character. A woman should run for her Life upon meeting the Grand Master.

2. A fuck boy or fuck boys are from all the over the world while a YDemon or Grand Master YDemon are from Lagos, Ekiti, Ondo, Osun, Oyo Excluding Kwara and Kogi State.

3. A fb can end up marrying after years of breaking hearts but a YDemon cannot be saved.

4. A fb sleeps with a minimum of at least 82 women a year, while a Y demon 71 and the Grand Master YDemon scores a record breaking of 120 women a year.

5. A Grand Master YDemon plans with his mother and father to call his prey “Our future wife, Omalicha, Our Queen” all a subterfuge for more women to fall.

6. A fb usually lives around Banana Island, Surulere, GRA, Allen Avenue, Asokoro, Benin while YDemons and Grand Master Ydemons have their head quarters in Lekki Phase 1, Malaysia&London.

7. A fb usually ends up marrying a senior runs girl while the Grand Master YD turns senior runs girls into Baby Mamas.

8. The Grand Master YD are from Ondo State, Lagos State and Ogun State while the Nigerian Head Quarters of Fuck Boys is Edo State.

9. The YD & Grand Master YD show up to events mostly clad in expensive looking white native attire&heavy traditional beads around their neck&wrists. The “Professors” even go as much as carrying Walking Sticks&Umbrellas.

10. The Fuck Boys&Yoruba Demons& Grand Master Yoruba Demons never use a condom hence countless Baby Mamas.

Who is worse? The FB is second in ranking while the Grand Master YD cannot be matched in west Africa but the YD sometimes ends up turning a new leaf.

Ladies do not pray to meet any of the above especially the Grand Master YD. Please Tag all the FBs, YDs and Grand Master Yoruba Demons you know and let the World know them. Thank you

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